December 2011
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Dec 31st
June 2011
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WatchWatch
kimmismiles: wittlejulie: wat. i quit. The awkward moment when a 5 year old dances so much better than you ever will.
Jun 5th
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April 2011
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“He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report...”
– www.textsfromlastnight.com
Apr 29th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
Apr 4th
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March 2011
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 11th
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Mar 9th
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“Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend...”
– www.fmylife.com
Mar 3rd
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“Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I...”
– www.fmylife.com
Mar 3rd
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“Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass...”
– www.fmylife.com
Mar 3rd
February 2011
6 posts
“Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept...”
– Robert Frost (via choochie)
Feb 27th
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Feb 18th
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“Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn’t finish...”
– www.fmylife.com
Feb 16th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 7th
January 2011
17 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 21st
Jan 20th
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“Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine...”
– www.fmylife.com
Jan 19th
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“just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a...”
– www.textsfromlastnight.com
Jan 19th
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“Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy...”
– www.textsfromlastnight.com
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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“We don’t have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so...”
– www.textsfromlastnight.com
Jan 17th
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“I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to...”
– www.textsfromlastnight.com
Jan 17th
Ten bad things that are actually good for you
Fidgeting Whether you tap, twitch, yawn or stretch, it could help you as fidgeting can burn up to 350 extra calories a day. Research done at a US clinic found evidence to suggest the less fidgety you are, the more obese you could be. Housework avoidance The words we all long to hear, housework is bad for you! Well, kind of. Not only do studies show cleaning products can increase the chances of...
Jan 17th
7 Deadly sins of sex
Learn how to avoid commiting the seven deadly sex sins with behaviour and relationship expert Dr Pam Spurr. Most of us make ‘mistakes’ in the bedroom and thankfully these are forgivable. But there are mistakes… and then there are sex sins. These are the things guaranteed to turn her off or upset her in the bedroom. Hopefully you’ll realise by her reaction that...
Jan 17th
“Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time and sometimes, you weep.”
– Carl Sandburg
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
Wild tigers could become extinct in 12 years, if... →
Jan 5th
Jan 5th
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“Today, I wrestled my boyfriend’s PC out of his lap and jumped on him for a...”
– www.fmylife.com
Jan 4th
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I weighed in at 55kg yesterday. It’s strange to think that of all the changes i am making it has taken this long to reach 55kg. It’s hard ya know. It takes time and because it takes time you really can’t see the results. 5 more kg to go. I will get there. Even if it kills me.
Jan 2nd
December 2010
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“Today, I found out that my father insisted I be named Luke so he could say,...”
– www.fmylife.com
Dec 31st
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“Today, I was at an extended-family dinner. All of a sudden, the lights and...”
– www.fmylife.com
Dec 28th
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“Today, my boyfriend looked at me tenderly, and said “I wish you were...”
– www.fmylife.com
Dec 23rd
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Rant...
Sometimes i really don’t understand people. Yes it’s weird, yes it’s awkward, but do you really have to go out of your way to be a bitch about it and make me feel like shit for stuff that’s really nothing to do with me?! I get it you’re pissed off about it. But get over it already. I’ve been as nice as i possibly can to you and right now i just want to tell...
Dec 21st
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Update...
Haven’t done one of these in a long time. However, as we are fast approaching the end of the year i figure what the hell. Presently i’m listening to Short Stack (shut up i like them), sitting at work, pretending to work - haha. I moved back to Benders. I’ve really been enjoying it there actually. I’m in the process of looking for new work. I really love what i do but...
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
Harmful traditional practices against women... →
Dec 13th
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“It is not called the partial declaration of human rights. It is not the...”
– UN Security-General Ban Ki-moon
Dec 13th
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“Let there be no confusion: where there is tension between cultural attitudes and...”
– UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th