1. 4 weeks ago 

    Website is go…

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  3. Notes: 694 / 6 months ago  from lickypickystickyfree
    lickypickysticky:

WHAT???
     
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  5. Notes: 21182 / 7 months ago  from shippinggrangerwithdanger (originally from ourcreaturefear)
    athanik:

mmiserableatbest:

callmebbygrl:

(via that-filipino-kid, ourcreaturefear)
     
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  7. Notes: 12977 / 7 months ago  from funtopiatv (originally from bazedgod)
    funtopiatv:

om nom nom nom

    funtopiatv:

    om nom nom nom

     
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  9. Notes: 34720 / 7 months ago  from funtopiatv (originally from iiandy)
    [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    kimmismiles:

    wittlejulie:

    wat. i quit.

    The awkward moment when a 5 year old dances so much better than you ever will.

    (Source: iiandy)

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  11. Notes: 345 / 8 months ago  from lickypickystickyfree
    lickypickysticky:

I have great appreciation for this.(aka laughing ugly here)

    lickypickysticky:

    I have great appreciation for this.
    (aka laughing ugly here)

    (Source: lickypickystickyfree)

     
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  13. 8 months ago 

    Website update…

    The website is currently being put together, stay tuned…

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  15. 8 months ago 
    "

    (856): View more from New Jersey.

    I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.

    "
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  17. Notes: 151150 / 8 months ago  from imperialbedrooms
     
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  19. 8 months ago 

    Just watched a news segment where Derrin Hinch stated that naming sex offenders doesn’t really identify them because “there could be other people out there with the same name”.

    WTF Mate! What about the poor fuckers with the same name who will receive viggilanty justice because they have the same name?!?!?!?!

    Don’t get me wrong, i FULLY support identifying sex offenders but do it properly. I don’t want poor Joe Blow getting smashed one just because he has the same name.

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  21. 8 months ago 

    Our Anniversary Trip to QLD.

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  23. Notes: 1 / 8 months ago 

    Good Old Fashioned Rant…

    WTF is wrong with some people?

    Last year I took someone under my wing. She needed help. She was dating a mate of mine and was kinda on the outs with the entire group. Being new to this whole actual group as well I felt some commradery. In fact, it got to a point where I realised I was listening to her opinion about these people to the point of ostracising myself from this group. I decided to stop and get to know these people, I suggested she do the same - she refused.

    The four of us decided to go on a trip together. Speeding it along the Great Ocean Road. It was a lovely idea, I’d never been before and was actually REALLY looking forward to it. To this day, I still wish I’d never gone. I’m a very insecure person, history has made me that way, and I’m also very open to suggestion. So when someone close to me that I trust started pointing out things and making wild accusations as to what these things meant, I was listening. I didn’t realise she was planting seeds of doubt until later. It wasn’t until a few weeks later that i realised just how much she had been trying to interfear with my relationship. From then on, I took NO advice regarding my relationship from her and generally tuned out of the conversation whenever she tried to provide it without request.

    A few months later she was struggling a bit in life so I thought I’d give her a bit of a hand and got her a job at my work (she was in the call centre). I spent extra time training her to give her a leg up and stuff because I figured that’s what friends do. She’d been out of training perhaps 2 weeks when people i had been working with for years felt the need to tell me about the rumours she was starting to spread about me at work. I gave her several opportunities to come clean to me and she always pretended we were besties to my face, while sticking the knife in my back.

    Fortunately for me, the worker bee’s didn’t think all that much of her. For every rumour about me she tried to start, they turned it into a discussion about how bitchy she was and how no one wanted to work with her. A few more weeks go by and she starts using me to try and get ahead in the company. By this time i hit my boiling point. I start ignoring her, completely. The bee’s continue to tell me of the rumours she’s spreading but no one really cares about what she has to say… Until she goes out clubbing with a whole group of them.

    She organises a night of clubbing out at Crown Casino, most people are interested in going simply because it’s Crown and it’s drinking. In the end we chose not to go, however her boyfriend - who lived over 2 hours away - made the trip to spend the night out with them. According to all reports by her it was a lovely fun filled drinking night. It wasn’t until work on the monday that things started to sink in. Aside from feeling up other people when her boyfriend was in the toilet, she even went so far as to tell one of the bee’s from work that she would like to fuck him - while her boyfriend was a few meters away at the bar. From this point on, several people at work would have nothing to do with her.

    So she had to branch out and start talking to people who worked in other projects in the call centre. One such person happening to sit right behind my desk in fact. The constant emails/ flirtations and sitting around my work space became so obvious as to her intentions that even my boss (who had no idea of what else had happened) started demanding she leave our area. This didn’t really prevent her from coming over whenever she thought she could. I never really spoke to her anymore, couldn’t really stand her - see as I mentioned earlier, she was STILL dating one of my friends.

    A few weeks later again and the rumour mill was going crazy. Only it wasn’t what I was hearing from other people - they were telling the G rated version of events - It was what I was seeing with my own eyes. It reached a point where you could no longer pretend that there wasn’t something going on between her and the guy who sat behind me. Several times I discussed this with Ray to try and establish a plan, whether or not I should confront her? Should we tell our friend what’s been going on? In the end it sorted itself out, they broke up. For all intents and purposes we don’t believe he has any real idea of why they broke up, they played the ‘just wanna be friends’ card to just about everyone.

    However within the week she was already telling people at work that she’d slept with the guy who sat behind me, within the next week they had moved in together.

    By this point I had quit working here for several reasons. On my last day at work, she came up all princess peaches - as usual- to hug me, tell me how grateful she was for all the help I’d given her and how we’d stay besties - bla bla bla. I decided that I’d had enough and was going to be honest. Trying to have this discussion as constructively as possible I let her know what people had been saying about her, I told her if she ever needed to talk I was there and that while it’s awesome to have fun at her age, she may want to be a little more discreet at work.

    This was in fact the last time I EVER held a conversation with her. She decided that I was trying to attack her and started several new rumours about me at work, like that I’d cheated on Ray with the guy she was now with. As usual i had emails everyday from the bee’s about what new gossip she was trying to spread, along with countless comments about how pathetic she was for pulling this crap and how in trying to put the focus on me it just made her look all the more guilty for what actually happened.

    A few work drinks later and I decided to drag my arse to Melbs to hang out with the bee’s. It’s here at this night that I get told she’s been telling the bee’s that her and my friend broke up because he raised a hand to her. I nearly lost my shit. I headed around a corner to confront her and she’d left telling people she was scared and avoiding me.

    I’d had enough. It was in this moment that I decided I would NEVER have anything to do with her again.

    Earlier this year I was told by the bee’s that the guy who sat behind me dumped her. He told her she was moving too fast and wasn’t ready to be in a full on realtionship - considering he was only just finalising his divorce. I felt sorry for her, so I sent her an SMS to ask if she was ok.

    I got no reply.

    A few more months go by and I get an email from one of the bee’s : ‘What’s going on? Are her and my friend back together?’ Apparently she’d just updated her facebook status to say they were in a relationship.

    I can’t say that I’m surprised. Disappointed yes, but she can worm her way into anything.

    Then last night… I turn my phone on and she’s sent me an SMS ‘Hey how are you?’. And all I can think is you NASTY LITTLE BITCH.

    I will not reply. I will not have ANYTHING to do with her. She is not welcome in our home. If she is at an event I am at I will not give her the time of day.

    She has proven herself, time and again, to be trash, not worthy of being in existance.

    The only question that remains… Do we enlighten our friend as to what occured?

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  25. Notes: 1 / 9 months ago 
    Ray and I at Krystyn’s Birthday.

    Ray and I at Krystyn’s Birthday.

     
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  27. Notes: 265 / 9 months ago  from fuckyeahgiantpanda (originally from somelikeithottoo)
    fuckyeahgiantpanda:

Via Somelikeithottoo.
     
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  29. 9 months ago 
    "

    He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read

    “I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage”

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